Daily Dose of Insane Paper Art

Creepy, right?  Don't worry - a match is all it takes to make it go away.  The memories, though.. they last.  Forever.

This is the handy work (get it?) of Peter Callesen - a master of the paperical arts.  According to the site, all of these works are created from SINGLE sheets of paper.  I don't see how, knowing physics and all, but I'll take his word for it.  Impressive stuff, hit the jump for a few more. 

-Doser

[via Peter's site]

Daily Dose of Bong-o-Lantern

Keeping with the awesome pumpkin-based crafts, check this out:

But why is the pumpkin so angry?

Daily Dose of Chuck Norris

I've found what I want for Christmas.  If you guys would go ahead and throw a fund together and send a pair my way, I'd appreciate it.

Daily Dose of Should I Eat That? Hell Yes I Should.

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So, I don't need this.. since for me it's F*CK YES across the board.  But I figure it might help some of you out!

-Doser

Daily Dose of ...ugh

Bad news, for me at least, folks.. Pulling in to work today, some fool decided to come flying up the wrong side of the street and into my car.

So, please bear with me as I get this all sorted out, if I'm slacking the next few days.. my apologies.

If any you happen to know any giant douches who drive their girlfriends white convertible eclipse GT with those awesome un-painted hood scoops glued on the hood... kick his ass for me.

(btw, he was on work release, too)

-Doser

Daily Dose of This is why the Dinosaurs went Extinct

PBR and Smirnoff.. deadly combination.  And one seems to have half eaten a dude's head.  Crazy weekend, man.. meteors n shit.

Daily Dose of Engrish

Sorry for the slacking.. busy weekend.  I'll be back to the More-Daily-Dosing and whatnot on Monday

In the mean time, have some of the best Engrish I've seen in a while.. really makes me want to head over to Japan..

[via Engrish]

Daily Dose of Delicious - Pancakes Shaped Like Awesome Things!

Rawr.

Theres a guy.. and his name is Jim... and he's really good at making pancakes in awesome shapes.  So good, in fact, that he made a website called JimsPancakes.com

There's quite a variety over there, worth checking out.  I've put a few more after the jump.  I hope he takes requests, because I've got a few.. how about you?

-Doser

Daily Dose of Double Takes

Woah!  I can't believe he posted that on the front page!


Wait... look again.  You pigs - It's just pigs!  Now go drink some more coffee and get your head straight.

-Doser

Daily Dose of Jack-O-Lan...FFFFFUUUUUUUUU

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So it took a while for me to not hate this meme.. probably for the same reason I find FML intolerable - people use it for mundane situations.

However, there are a few good ones out there and I think this is just awesome.  Is it Halloween yet?  I need my yearly fix of sugar bricks aka Candy Corn.

Daily Dose of Monkey Mustaches

Meet Emperor Tamarin.  Not sure what he's the emperor OF, but I'm sure it's some balla-ass part of the jungle where we all wish we could be.

Now, if you didn't notice, this thing has an epic 'stache.  I mean, seriously, I could try for years to pull something like that off and would only come in about half as badass.  Just because I think you need to see more, I'm putting a handful of pics after the jump of what I consider to be the best of the best when it comes to these guys.

If you actually want to learn something about them, go to the wiki.  But, to be honest, there's not much else interesting about them.

Jump for more pics

-Doser

Daily Dose of EPIC PIZZA

If there are two things I love when it comes to food, they are PIZZA and VARIETY.  Oh, and naked ladies, but that's a different story.  Check it:

Do you see what is happeneing there?  That's 20 mini pizzas piled onto one huge pizza.  Where can I get this?

Can anyone identify all of them?  I'm seeing Hawaiian, Olives, Spinach, Sausage.. ok I'm hungry now.  Off to 17th lunch!

[via Geekologie]

Daily Dose of Apple Nostalgia

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I love this picture.  I'm no Mac user or anything, but the combination of the Apple belt buckle on the left and the massively popped collar on the right just make this worth enjoying.

GOOD MORNING.

-Doser

[via Reddit]

Daily Dose of Vertical Humor

Alright, I'm somewhat busy today and can't find the time to come up with a good post.  SO - you get this.  It's funny and you'll laugh.  Good enough for me.

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-Doser

Daily Dose of iPhone Hate

See what they did there?  Damn Red Devil Lounge, must be full of a bunch of upity Palm Pixie owners - figures.

-Doser

[via Geekologie]

Daily Dose of Google Maps WTF

Alright, click here or go search Google maps for "old mill st and groom rd alamo nv" and zoom in.. keep goin.   A littleeee more.  Do you see it?  Hiding behind that A pin?  WTF.

First of - what the hell is going on in this town?  Extraterrestrial Highway?  A Bed n Breakfast named Little A'Le'Inn (get it?)... crazy town.  My kinda place.

If you're too lazy to go to G-Maps, hit the jump to see what's there.

Daily Dose of Nature - Comin to F*ck You Up!

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Scared yet?  Because you should be.  This is your fault - all those times you thought noone was watching, HE was.  And now this is how we are repayed.  Thanks, asshole!

OR - it could be a photo taken by Stormchaser Mike Hollingshead at a Nebraska Truck Stop.  Scratch "go to Nebraska" off my bucket list.

-Doser

Daily Dose of Edjimication - Beer Style

Who likes beer?  I do too.  In fact, that could very well be the reason that this weekend was slow on posts.  In honor of such occasions, I think we can all benefit from the following flowchart.

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Either start in the middle and find your perfect brew or find your favorite on the edge and work your way back.  Personally, Yuengling Lager is my style.  Lower-left corner.

Daily Dose of Super Chill

Enjoy this:



I really wish tomorrow wasn't Monday.

Daily Dose of How to Wrap Anything

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So we all know that I can already rap everything, but come X-Mas time, I have a hard time wrapping ANYTHING.

Thankfully, our friendly LifeHack Guy put this image out just in time for Christmas (well, a bit late by department store standards) so we are all prepared.  Keep in mind, this guide is for those who don't cheap out and use that shiny paper.  Cloth wrapping with subtle yet difficult-to-untie knots really shows you care.

-Doser

Daily Dose of Political Gatherings- Stewart and Colbert take on D.C.

John Stewart confirmed last night that he and Colbert's rallies in the nation's capitol will be going through.  Stewart's Rally to Restore Sanity and Colbert's March to Keep Fear Alive will be hitting the streets on Oct. 10 of this year in Washington D.C.  From Stewart's site:

We're looking for the people who think shouting is annoying, counterproductive, and terrible for your throat; who feel that the loudest voices shouldn't be the only ones that get heard; and who believe that the only time it's appropriate to draw a Hitler mustache on someone is when that person is actually Hitler. Or Charlie Chaplin in certain roles. 

Are you one of those people? Excellent. Then we'd like you to join us in Washington, DC on October 30 -- a date of no significance whatsoever -- at the Daily Show's "Rally to Restore Sanity." Ours is a rally for the people who've been too busy to go to rallies, who actually have lives and families and jobs (or are looking for jobs) -- not so much the Silent Majority as the Busy Majority. If we had to sum up the political view of our participants in a single sentence... we couldn't. That's sort of the point. 

 Seems like a fun time.  I haven't been to a political rally since the Brother's of the Cold War Fiesta de la Gato back in '94.  I think I'd have to take Stewart's on this side, if only because I don't like the idea of a march in October.  Doesn't add up.

Diggs it!

-Doser

Daily Dose of Anatomy - of stuff you didn't know HAD an anatomy

This is the work of Jason Freeny, who has some crazy stuff going on in his mind.  And I like it.  Over at his site, he has some interesting 3D works, including a few anatomy lessons that we'd all be good study!  Did you know gummi bears had reproductive organs?  You do now.  Not so sweet, are they?

A few more after the jump

-Doser

Daily Dose of is this what Heaven Looks Like? (and, bigot toothpaste - for good measure)

Pictured above we have what would seem to be a slice of paradise probably somewhere down in Mexico.  Internet AND Tacos.  They better have a few rows of cots up stairs too, cause once I show up, I ain't leavin.  No way no how.

Also, a little morning engrish..

Daily Dose of HOT COLLEGE CHICKS IN BIKINIS!!!

Oh, wait.. you say they're from MIT?  Oh well... I'll have a look anyway!

Eh.  I'll take it.  Purple hair and a few extra LBs is right up my alley.  Which is dark and dingy to begin with.

Full res version here

-Doser

Daily Dose of Out of Nowhere

Check this out... That's all I'm sayin.

[via Geekologie]

Daily Dose of Happy Birthday - Mario style!

For those who weren't paying attention, like me (hey, I was busy wrangling T-Rxs to ride around while throwing fireballs), you MAY have over looked yesterday being the 25th anniversary of Super Mario!

How are you going to celebrate?  Personally, I could really go for a game of Super Mario 64.  My mind is still a little blown by that game.  Some more commemerative pics after the jump.

-Doser

Daily Dose of People I Should Know

No, seriously, I want this shirt. 

Don't get me wrong, drugs sell themselves as it is, but how awesome would it be to turn yourself into a walking billboard?  Ah.. festivals!

Daily Dose of Gaming-Inspired-Furniture

Check this out - Tetris shelves.  Pretty awesome right? 

WRONG.  Clearly they aren't fully functional or the bottom and 3rd rows wouldn't be allowed to exist like that.  Every hear of Physics?  Look into it.

I could see myself wasting hours rearranging these things all day into a wide variety of combos.. good job, liberal_texan (great name, too)

-Doser

[via Reddit]

Daily Dose of Crazy Angle Photos

Since you guys seemed to love that alt art post so much, here's some more random pics that are awesome.  Over at Hongkiat, they have a huge gallery of pics taken at awesome angles that makes it look like funny or wierd shit is happening.  A few of my favs after the jump.

HIT IT

Daily Dose of Alt Art

Happy Monday... or something like that.  I hate Mondays.  And I'm Tired. 

However,  I am also a fan of alternative art.  So, that's what you get this morning!  A few of my favorites.

I know there's many more out there - let's see what you've got!

A couple more after the jump

-Doser

Daily Dose of ...delicious?

DAMN RIGHT IT'S DELICIOUS!

"You know, kids, 'Hot Beef Sundae' was what we called your mom back in college..."


-Doser

Daily Dose of Watermelon - TO THE FACE

Title was a spoiler.. but I don't care.  It doesn't matter if you know what's coming because this video is still amazingly hilarious.  Or scary if you're some sort of softie and care about other peoples' well being.

Not me.  A laugh a minute at this one and it only gets funnier every time.  Enough hype, watch this:



Man, she looks like a natural taking it right to the face like that.  And I love her partners initiative to stand there and watch.  Props to her for giving even less of a shit than the guys filming it.

-Daily Doser

Big Daily Dose of THREATS of the Interwebs

So this article is old.  But since ABC News still thinks it's relevant, so do I!

According to a report run by McAfee (lol) in 2009, these are the top 10 most dangerous search terms on the web.  That is to say, that, searching for these terms is more likely to get you a virus than a good result.. just like the ladies I met in Guam.  Still a fun time, though.

10 Most Dangerous Web Searches

According to the report, "The Web's Most Dangerous Search Terms," the 10 riskiest searches in the United States are:

1. Word Unscrambler

2. Lyrics

3. MySpace

4. Free Music Downloads

5. Phelps, Weber-Gale, Jones and Lezak Wins 4x 100m Relay

6. Free Music

7. Game Cheats

8. Printable Fill in Puzzles

9. Free Ringtones

10. Solitaire 

#1 is Word Unscrambler?  REALLY?  WHY THE HELL??

Also, big W.T.F. @ #5

So there you go.  WATCH OUT when you're trying to get to MySpace.  Dangerous world.

What's your most dangerous search term?  Try adding to the end Justin Timberlake.. and Metallica.

-Doser

[via ABC News]

Daily Dose of Pac-Man ...created with people

What we have here is the 5th video from Guillaume Reymond's Game Over project in which he recreates classic video games in stop motion with dead bodies!  Wait.. they're alive?  Boring.. check it out anyway!

"French-Swiss artist Guillaume Reymond created this stop-motion video showing Pac-Man being played at a movie theater in Switzerland last month. The project had 111 patient volunteers sit, shift, and change shirts over the course of more than four hours."

You can see more of his videos.. over here and I've tossed in Tetris after the jump for good measure.

-Doser

[via BBH Labs]

Daily Dose of Gaming Tats

Alright - I know I've been slacking.  If I told you what I was doing instead, you wouldn't believe me.. so I won't tell you.

SO, check this out.  Awesome sleeve and chest piece (ZERG) with some of our favorite video game characters.  Full video after the jump of him going through the list of everything and showing it all.  What's your favorite?  I'd post a picture of my tats, but then I'd get an explicit tag.

-Doser

Daily Dose of Higher Education - Snooki Style

Momma always said if you ain't got nothin nice to say, don't say nothin at all.  So I'm not sayin nothin.. I'll leave that to you guys.

FINE... I'll try.. let's see if I can get something nice here.  Nope.  Nothin.

[via The Superficial]

Daily Dose of Fox News

In their never ending quest for cutting edge, hardball (that's one of their shows, right?) journalism, Fox News is posing a question for ALL of us to reflect on.  Now, seriously think about this one, because clearly the more you think about touching other people's private parts, the worse Obama is doing.  Don't you see?  It's so obvious.

That being the case, I suppose nothing in the White House is going well.. from my answer at least.

Up next on Fox, illegal immigrants invading local trailer parks in flying saucers and taking away everyones' guns!  Stay tuned!
-Doser

[via Reddit]

Daily Dose of FINISH HIM - New Mortal Kombat gameplay footage

Doesn't that just make you tear up a little?  I don't think fatalities have ever looked as good!  (Although, the more I look at it, the more it looks like Sub Zero is trying to give Scorpion a hickey.. sloppy)

Some leet haxor at PAX happened to get a wonderfully shaky, non-HD, cellphone video of two dudes duking it out on as Sub Zero and Scorpion in the new Mortal Kombat.  Considering how long it's been since we've had a good MK to dig into, this video's got me pretty excited.

The graphics are looking good, all the classic moves are there (for these 2 ninjars at least) and the fatality that we get to see is pretty decent... not quite as clever as it could have been, but I'll take it.

Full video after the jump

-Doser

Daily Dose of Army Dogs - Tougher than you

As you can see, dogs in the army are badass.  I mean, look at this thing.. being lowered from a helicopter, probably has a gun or two hidden on him somewhere and check out those goggles!  Ready for anything.

-Doser

[via US Army Flickr]

Daily Dose of Munchkin Land

Pictured here, we have Nino Hernandez Guinness's newest World Shortest Man.  He's from Columbia and, at age 24, has reached an astonishing 27 inches (from my calculations, 3 knuckles longer than my fist) and 22 pounds.  

Now, since he's from Columbia and all.. it'd be easy to make a joke about coffee stunting your growth.  So I'm going to.  Stay away from coffee kids, it'll stunt your growth.  

On a side note:  Check the comments on the source, if you're bored.. bunch-a White Knights over there.

[via MSNBC]

Daily Dose of Innovation: Oreo on a fork!

Brilliance or insanity?  You decide.

-DD

Daily Dose of Lindsay Lohan's Baby Bumpin

Hey guess what everybody??  Our favorite just-out-of-rehab trainwreck is at it again!  In her latest (no doubt cocaine induced) Hollywood rampage, LiLo decided it'd be a good idea to run a red light in a Maserati and run into a baby in a stroller. 

At lest she handled herself properly after the accident by pausing for a few moments and driving away. 

[via The Superficial]

Daily Dose of ridiculousness - Facebookmobile

If there's somethin strange and it ain't no good... who you gonna call?  NOT THESE GUYS!!!

Ohhh man!  How awesome would we look toolin down the road in our hot-ass facebook whip?!  Errybody knows bitches be lovin the facebook.  


I gotta say, my old school My Space ride totally blows this thing away.  Ridin on 25s with a huge inflatable M on top.  WHAT!?!

-Daily Doser

Daily Dose of Memes

Shit.  This is more like a whole month's dose.

Too much meme?  If you OD don't come cryin to me.. I told you it was good.

A prize to whoever can ID them all.  Not really, but go for it!

-DD

Daily Dose of Nostalgia: Virtual Boy Teardown

My eyes are getting sore just by looking at these pictures.. if any of you were as fortunate as me to have one of these as a kid then yours probably are too.

The guys over at iFixit have torn apart one of these bad boys so we can all get a good look at exactly what was needed to get those little red lines to look something like a 3D rendition of Mario chasing around a square tennis ball.  Man, felt like such a baller.

-Doser

[via Gizmodo -iFixit]

Daily Dose of wub wub wubbbbbb

Agree or disagree?  I'll stay out of this one...

Daily Dose of "You've got to be kidding me" - Duke Nukem is back? Again?

Well then... take a look at this:



That's photo booths that are going to be show at PAX and 2K has confirmed that they're in development of it.  They had a stream going on uStream earlier, anyone catch it?

Who's up for starting a pool to see how long they'll be stuck in development and whether or not it will ever come out?  I'm saying... 8.4 years and no. 

-Dose

[via Gamingbolt]

Daily Dose of Double Rainbows!

What was the look on your face the first time you saw that Double Rainbow video?  Ok.  Now what do you think the look on the guy's face who was IN the video was?  Here's the answer:

Meet Bear (no, not the awesome one that goes out and kills wild animals with sticks, the one that loves rainbows.) a.k.a. Paul Vasquez, the double rainbow guy.  As you can see, his love for rainbows exists well beyond just seeing them in the sky - check out that beard braid!

It seems that Microsoft has snagged him to do some commercials for the new Windows Live photo gallery (see videos after the jump) which is good for me.. I've got some ideas for Windows 8 commercials involving double.. something.  I think they'll go for it.

Video of the ad after the jump along with a meet n greet with our favorite hippy.

-Doser

Daily Dose of Photobombing

Well I certainly hope this is a Photoshop and not someone actually jumping in front of an X-Ray as its being taken.  However, I suppose, if it IS real, then it's probably for all of our benefits that he's taking a massive dose of radiation to the head.

-Daily Doser

[via Reddit]

Daily Dose of AWESOME - Portal Bookends

Raise your hand if you love shooting orange and blue blobs at shit then jumping through them to see what happens!  1... 2.. 3.. 4.. Jones?  JONES!  Take your hand out of my pants and put it in the air...


And I'm sure all of you are now jealous of the one person in the world who has this.  And with Portal 2 coming next year, who can blame you?  Apparently, some Redditor's friend (Wait.  This must be a lie.) with a CnC machine made up what is probably the most badass set of bookends ever made.

Daily Dose of Belated Birthday-ism

Woah!  Bro!  I was so busy knowing kung-fu that I totally overlooked Keanu Reeve's birthday yesterday!  Like woah omg!

(Jump for the celebration)