Daily Dose of poorly written vampire... stuff

At the recommendation of a few people lately, I've gone back and started watching HBO's True Blood.  The supposed "what if it were real" vampire series.  I'm only two episodes in, but, so far, not impressed.  


Hit the jump and I'll tell you why.  Then you can flame me.. it doesn't matter, I'll just turn into a bat and fly away dropping bloody shit bombs on your faces.