Daily Dose of Insane Paper Art

Creepy, right?  Don't worry - a match is all it takes to make it go away.  The memories, though.. they last.  Forever.

This is the handy work (get it?) of Peter Callesen - a master of the paperical arts.  According to the site, all of these works are created from SINGLE sheets of paper.  I don't see how, knowing physics and all, but I'll take his word for it.  Impressive stuff, hit the jump for a few more. 

-Doser

[via Peter's site]

Daily Dose of Bong-o-Lantern

Keeping with the awesome pumpkin-based crafts, check this out:

But why is the pumpkin so angry?

Daily Dose of Chuck Norris

I've found what I want for Christmas.  If you guys would go ahead and throw a fund together and send a pair my way, I'd appreciate it.

Daily Dose of Should I Eat That? Hell Yes I Should.

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So, I don't need this.. since for me it's F*CK YES across the board.  But I figure it might help some of you out!

-Doser

Daily Dose of ...ugh

Bad news, for me at least, folks.. Pulling in to work today, some fool decided to come flying up the wrong side of the street and into my car.

So, please bear with me as I get this all sorted out, if I'm slacking the next few days.. my apologies.

If any you happen to know any giant douches who drive their girlfriends white convertible eclipse GT with those awesome un-painted hood scoops glued on the hood... kick his ass for me.

(btw, he was on work release, too)

-Doser

Daily Dose of This is why the Dinosaurs went Extinct

PBR and Smirnoff.. deadly combination.  And one seems to have half eaten a dude's head.  Crazy weekend, man.. meteors n shit.

Daily Dose of Engrish

Sorry for the slacking.. busy weekend.  I'll be back to the More-Daily-Dosing and whatnot on Monday

In the mean time, have some of the best Engrish I've seen in a while.. really makes me want to head over to Japan..

[via Engrish]